Something Squirrelly this Way Comes

I debated about posting this. I already emailed several folks with it. But as I told U2ismydeal, if you can't post it on your blog, where can you post it? So here's my revamp of Fountains of Wayne's song, Stacy's Mom.

Levi's dad has got it goin' on
Levi's dad has got it goin' on
Levi's dad has got it goin' on
Levi's dad has got it goin' on

Levi, can I come over after work? (after work)
We can hang around and not eat pork (not eat pork)
Did your dad get back from his show last night? (show last night)
Is he there, or is he trying to help Bono write? (help Bono write)

You know, I'm not the speechless fan I used to be
I'm all grown up now, darlin can't you see

Levi's dad has got it goin' on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Levi, can't you see you're just way too young for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Levi's dad

Levi's dad has got it goin' on
Levi's dad has got it goin' on

Levi, you remember when I fainted that one night? (fainted that one night)
Your dad arrived without a beanie in sight (beanie in sight)
I could tell he liked me from the way he stared
And the way he said, "Hey- are you okay down there?"

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since he's always on tour, your dad could use a girl like me

Levi's dad has got it goin' on
He's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Levi, can't you see you're just way too young for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Levi's dad


**For those of you who don't know (and didn't figure it out), Levi is The Edge's son. I believe he's about six years old.