Something Squirrelly this Way Comes

Dare I ask what S.F.D stands for?

Should we hazard guesses?

Stupid Flaming Donkeys?
Supersize Fries Denied?
San Francisco Doughboy?
Surfer Fred Died?
Simply Fried Donuts?
Stephanie's Friend Dave?
 

I know! I know!
She texted it to me right after Edmonton scored on of their goals...
 

Dearest Puzzled,

You are way off base. Keep trying. But think shorter words. Something in the four letter per word area.


And Bono's Mistress,

I hope I didn't offend your ..innocent eyes with my text. I'm sure Bono would be much surprised by my text. However, Edge would understand. Or so I like to think.
 

Why's it have to be abbreviated? Does someone's grandma read this blog? F, indeed.

Great game, at any rate. Real bad pass to make in one's own zone in OT. On the power play.

Sorry, I'm finding it real hard to root for a team with Mark Recchi on it these days...
 

Was a wretched pass and is probably the reason that my throat is still sore from yelling. Then the goal that inspired the S.F.D. text to some peeps (I'm a cell texting addict and okay with that) and my loud shout (scream, really) of F!!!!! after the goal surely didn't help the throat any.

Not a grandma but a ma & sometimes a pa. Gonna have to control my ..outbursts on Saturday as the above mentioned ma & pa will be in town. Man. Hockey without cursing. Is that possible???
 

No. Hockey and cursing go together like peas and carrots. Much like Forrest and Jenny.

I personally asked the rhetorical question "Are you f**king *kidding* me?" (or the declarative form: "You've got to be f**king *kidding* me!" no fewer than 3 times per every hockey game I attended this past season.

If you crunch the numbers, and consult the Penguins' win/loss record, you'll see that it adds up to me having said it roughly 34,000 times. Give or take.

But I generally muttered it under my breath. There were kids in attendance. And I'm a classy guy.

Or something.

(You like how I threw in the asterisks? That way I wouldn't offend the delicate sensibilities of your parents. Hi, Mr. & Mrs. D!)
 

You mean they play hockey in Pittsburg???



Sorry...had to say it
 

Did you just..? I didn't just see...

Don't get me started.

And there's an "h" at the end of Pittsburgh.

The Russians just agreed to a transfer agreement with the NHL. If you didn't realize there was hockey in PittsburgH last season, Sidney Crosby & Evgeni Malkin will help remind everyone next season.

Hell of a Game 6 going on right now. Sorry, G...
 

Game 7 was so much better tho, b!! Good times!! Only wish I had been in Raleigh for the game. Ah well. Next year!