Something Squirrelly this Way Comes

It's not my best lyric revamp but I'm tired of it sitting in my blogger file as a draft. It was inspired back in May when I was coming back from the store with Amy in the car. We were stuck behind this ..confused driver.

To the tune of Little Old Lady From Pasadena by The Beach Boys

It's the pokey ol’ butt from Pennsylvania

The pokey ol’ butt from Pennsylvania
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
Has a shiny new mini van with no gas pedal
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
And stuck on her bumper with pride and joy
Is a brand new shiny red Super Stock Dodge
Are two white n black pretty Soccer Mom balls

And everyone’s thinking that there’s nothing lamer
Than the pokey ol’ butt from Pennsylvania
She drives real slow like she’s in a car
She's the menace of highways near and highways far

It's the pokey ol’ butt from Pennsylvania

If you see her on the street don't try to pass her
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
You might start a passin’ and she'll swerve into you
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the brake pedal, not her

And everyone’s thinking that there’s nothing lamer
Than the pokey ol’ butt from Pennsylvania
She drives real slow like she’s in a car
She's the menace of highways near and highways far

It's the pokey ol’ butt from Pennsylvania

~Instrumental~
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
~Instrumental~
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
People speed to miss her from all around
But she'll give 'em a brake then she'll honk 'em down

And everyone’s thinking that there’s nothing lamer
Than the pokey ol’ butt from Pennsylvania
She drives real slow like she’s in a car
She's the menace of highways near and highways far

It's the pokey ol’ butt from Pennsylvania

Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
Dummy go
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
Dummy go
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
Dummy go
Go dummy, go dummy, go dummy go
Dummy go