Something Squirrelly this Way Comes

A woman in the Yukon Territory discoverd a terrified goat in her backyard. The lady had heard coyotes during the night and figured they were after the goat. The officials seem to agree with this theory. What they didn't notice were the squirrels busily taking notes in the trees or the raccoons sprawled on the ground, panting from exhaustion after helping the goat onto the trash can and over the fence into the backyard. The coyotes were meerly decoys. Deployed to keep the human types nervous and indoors during the testing phase of the Animal Cooperative Ongoing Renegade Nuisances or A.C.O.R.N. for short.