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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Cranky Babies and Canes

Stay at home moms should really stay at home when they're kids are whiny and cranky and noisy. They should not be out shopping at lunchtime. They should definitely not be holding up the line because they're trying to get the cashier and other customers to coo at their baby. Yes we get that you think your baby is cute. That you think she/he/it is a sweet baby.

Face it honey. Your baby is so new it still resembles a pug or a shar pei puppy - all wrinkly. Very, very, very few babies are actually cute in that stage. Sadly, yours is not one of them. Nor do we feel your baby is sweet when he/she/it is wailing their little lungs out. Perhaps you should stop fishing for compliments, pay your bill and then see to your baby's need. I'm gonna guess that he/she/it needs a nap/drink/diaper change. Quite possibly all three.

This goes for all the other cranky kids that were in the store yesterday. Maybe I missed the special event welcoming moms with their whiny, cranky, obnoxious kids. Why would you have that at lunch time anyway? And why would moms bring their kids out for a marathon shopping event without food, drink and toys to distract them? Sheesh!

/rant (that means end of rant, for those not up on blog/code-esque speak)

Hockey
Glad we signed Cole. Really wish we had signed LaRose before the free agency began. Maybe we'll see what other teams offer Rosey and alter our offer and then he'll decide he'd rather stay in Raleigh.

Not really upset that Dennis is going (sorry bub). There are several other players I wouldn't be upset about seeing leave either. Unfortunately they're not on the market. Ah well...
Comments:
sometimes, getting out of the house is the only way a mom can maintain ANY sort of sanity...and avoid being forgetful...and if you're new at it, you tend to forget all the distractions. OR you're trying to convince yourself no one is bothered by your screaming child who is still in the boring-as-all-hell-needs-something-every-10-seconds-blob stage and trying to get on your merry way but the 3 hours of sleep you got the night before isn't freakin' working so the kid's just going to have to scream while you get through the day in a haze & are proud of yourself for just getting out of the FREAKING house!

:-) Just a different perspective. HUGS!
 
I was thinking something along the same lines...
 
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