Something Squirrelly this Way Comes

There's a tv show, don't ask me what channel as I haven't a clue, that takes viewers cars and pimps them out. I know someone in need of an updated ride.

As yall can see here, the engine has failed. Actually, there isn't an engine. And there's no floorboards either. That's gotta be a violation of all kinds of safety laws. I know in Virginia they'd ban him from the roads (sidewalks are already banned to drivers, although some folks don't seem aware of that). Also the steering wheel is faulty. It just spins and spins with no impact on the wheels. And the brakes! There are none! He has to brake the same way he powers his car. He sticks his feet through the big hole in the floor and uses them.

I fear for his safety! Please! Can't anyone pimp his ride?? And, if you have time and money after fixing the more vital safety issues, could you do something about the color? They have paints out there that can go over plastic. I'm thinking something in the Crimson and Blue color scheme.